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onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

(Source: styleswhore, via aesthetic-reject)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: kawaiirostam, via bunnyalexander)

New Mother:is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor:IT'S A SEA BASS
New Mother:NOT AGAIN

renlybaratheeon:

I assume the phaser you are carrying is set to the same setting as you

stunning

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(Source: thelegendofgallifrey, via ladypandacat)

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

(via there-th3re)

cassdiel: That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…  #thor to the loki fandom
scruffleigh: geroniimo: this was on the front page of the newspaper i want to throw up Oh my god. ‘men will actually respect women more if they see women showing compassion to them’. If you want women to show you compassion, don’t fucking rape them.
boy:shit baby you're so wet already
girl:that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Bring mom to work day #labswag #micro #science